posted Jul 4, 2011 10:53 AM by FryingTheCoke .com
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posted Apr 24, 2011 10:00 PM by FryingTheCoke .com
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Crackwhore Meg Ryan lights a trail of gasoline, which burns under a door and blows up 4 oil drums underneath Snakes-on-a-Plane Jackson, who is blown free of the explosion 200 feet, through a sign no less, lands in a tree unharmed, and then kills one of the hoodlums with a hyperly-convenient knife lying in the snow. |
posted Apr 23, 2011 2:15 PM by FryingTheCoke .com
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updated Apr 23, 2011 2:22 PM
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Mr. Transporter is driving down the pier, and he has a bomb strapped to the bottom of his car, placed there by Enrique Iglesias. So what does he do? He hits a conveniently-placed pile of debris which has a couch in just a perfect position that it flips the car over 180 degrees, hits a construction hook, which scrapes the bomb off the bottom of the car miliseconds before it blows up, and even though it's still just inches away from the gas tank when this happens, the car is instead rocketed back to the ground, avoids hitting any flying shrapnel, where it completes its rotation, lands on all four wheels, and continues completely unharmed, with the Audi logo in perfect view of the camera.
Slap a logo on the end and it could be a commercial. |
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